Where did Baumnog come from?

     When founder Brandon Varner was working in construction as a framer he worked with another framer by the name of Keith Walls.  Now Keith was 6'3'', 27 years old and an old school punk rocker from California. 

Keith would come to work everyday bragging to Brandon about the amazing sex he had been having with his new girlfriend.  He liked to rub it in his face about how much fun it was and how much he was getting.  At the time Brandon had no girlfriend, so Keith took it upon himself to let Brandon know as frequently as possible how bomb his sex was.  

One day at morning break they both went to the nearby convenience store to get some food.  They both had their traditional biscuits and gravy, but today Keith felt in the mood to buy some eggnog, because he was in the holiday spirit. 

Upon returning to the jobsite Keith began to brag about how good his eggnog was telling Brandon he should have got some.  By this time Brandon wasn't paying attention to Keith and only heard the part about how bomb this nog of his was and said that he should get some.  Brandon said he didn't want to here anymore how bomb this nog was that he was getting, ( thinking that he was still talking about his girlfriend). 

When Keith replied
"This nog aint half as good as that BAUM-NOG I was getting last night." 

And from then on, sex was referred to as BAUMNOG.  (BAUM is the German spelling, because Keith and Brandon often spoke in German to one another, so the others thought that Baumnog was German).

P.S.  Using a code word for sex comes in handy when talking to friends about new girls when they are present without them knowing. 

Try it out, see how Baumnog can work for you.